Top suggestions for my name is peter parker. i was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for ten years i've been the one and only spider-man. i'm pretty sure you know the rest. i saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then i saved the city again... and again and again and again. okay we don't really talk about this but, i'm a comic book, i'm a cereal, did a christmas album. i have an excellent theme song. and a so-so popsicle. i mean, i've looked worse. but after everything, i still love being spider-man. i mean, who wouldn't? so no matter how many hits i take, i always find a way to come back. because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. there's only one spider-man. and you're looking at him. |