Andrew Luck is returning to Stanford in hopes of turning around a struggling football program that he once helped become a national power.

Yes, the X parody account Captain Andrew Luck posted about the actual Andrew Luck's new job as Stanford's general manager. Here's what he said.

Former Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck is joining the Cardinal in a general manager role, the school announced on Saturday. In his role, Luck will oversee all aspects to support the program, making him a unique figure in modern college football.