Caveats: (1) I'm not sure how many Lounge threads have already been posted about this movie; my only excuse is that mine might be unique. (2) I've been drinking all night, so I will lack coherence.

Nobody expected A Minecraft Movie to explode in popularity in the way that it did, or that the movie would come courtesy of hipster cinema cult god Jared Hess. He's come a long way from the adorkably ...