"i said to my boyfriend 'it’s not too late for us to be morticia and gomez' and he assumed he was going to be morticia." ...

We dive into X so you don't have to scrub your eyeballs afterward. Here's the good stuff we found floating in the chaos. For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are ...

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline. Also, make sure to follow these users if you liked their tweets!